What if there are actually multiple souls in your body but you’re the most powerful one so you have control over your body and the voices you hear in your head are just the weaker souls talking to you.
and maybe people with schizophrenia don’t have an assertive soul so all of the souls are fighting to take over
both of you write a book together
This makes so much sense to me.
ladies and gentlemen I have attributed to the cake fandom. instead of your chairs, stairs, pools, beds, fandoms try something yummier!
why do americans get so shocked that there is a schooling system different to theirs
Because we get so excited over the idea that education could actually be better and fun and not make us fall into debt
"I want you. I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up, and the smile that follows. I want to be the warmth that fills the space in your bed. I don’t want to share you."
— unknown (via cool-priest)
oh my god, my whole childhood in a post
most of my childhood.
Wait, do americans and english have a shared childhood?
It’s noon on Saturday, I’m not out of my pajamas yet. Definitely not going to be a responsible member of society today.
Two sentence horror stories.
THIS ACTUALLY MADE ME NERVOUS I AM HOME ALONE PLEASE SEND HELP.
Fuck. This. Shit. I’m done.
Fuck this, it gave me a case of the willies!
"I’m jealous of anyone that will ever kiss your lips."
— A 10-word story. (via diagnosticate)
my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just
it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response
imagine if one day you do something weird in public and log onto tumblr later in the day to see a picture of it going around with 20k notes
what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist
what the fucking hell is wrong with you