Someone decided to let my ex-boyfriend become a life guard. Well, I’m going to stop swimming at the YMCA now…
HOW DO PEOPLE READ WITH THE SLEEVE ON THE HARD COVER BOOK?! i JUST CAN’T
IDK I JUST FEEL WEIRD WHEN ITS NOT ON
I JUST FEEL SO MUCH MORE RELAXED WHEN THE BOOK’S NOT WEARING CLOTHES TO IMPRESS ME. JUST THE HARD BOOK IN MY HANDS
THIS JUST GOT SEXUAL REALLY QUICKLY
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you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen
Do not lie to me tumblr
I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.
jesus god can I please get more of these
Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.
Men of Tumblr…
The men of tumblr win
i could dig it.
Seem’s legit tbf
Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.
At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly
But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!
THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Why are these guys doing this?
I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?
I will never not reblog this
favuorite post on tumblr omfg
hats off to the men of tumblr.
*bows down* for the man of tumblr
FUCK IVE BEEN DOING THIS WRONG FOR OVER 20 YEARS!
The men of tumblr, ladies and gentlemen
- Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
- Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
- Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
- Bad puns in TV episode titles
remember the three R’s
reducereblog my selfie reusereblog my selfie recyclereblog my selfie
you dont know true competition until youre one of the last two people in musical chairs
i nearly killed someone like this once
the chair games
may the chairs be ever in your favor
game of thrones
sometimes i resent canadian stereotypes
but tonight a moose walked into our town supermarket and is strolling around inside at this very moment
i thought it had been evacuated but people are continuing to shop with the moose inside
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager